Honesty is always the best policy. Which means, although I have not been walking and working ut as I had been initially, I am counting the days where a transformation will take place. Somehow, I have lost a significant amount of inches on my behind. This means that I have a SAG in the back of my pants and I HATE IT! Both of you know how I feel being African American with no round protruding behind. The top part, which was rather humpish (sue me), has rounded off and looks quite nice to my eyes. Instead of sitting like a lump of fat, I can see where the booty has started to round out, but then the bottom just completely flattens out and leaves me wondering, "WHY?!" Nothing was lost from my stomach and I'm tired of hearing others tell me that the first place you lose is on your bottom and the last is your stomach. I know this.
Now, I'm researching. Since I have this hernia (the second in three years...good job doctor), I know I'll need to wear protective gear while I workout. Not a probem. Anyway, I researched having surgery. Wendy Williams once stated she was a "surgery whore". I, too, have that same addiction. Yes, it is the oddest thing, but I do. I'm that way because I like the end result. I researched having the following procedures (making insurance will cover all of them): breast reduction/lift (my cup size is an H!), tummy tuck, and liposuction of my buffalo hump. The latter one is the one I am salivating the most to occur. I hate this monstrosity of fat attached on the back of my neck giving me the appearance of an offspring of the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
You may wonder...how can insurance take care of those procedures? Easy. The tummy tuck would come in conjunction with repairing the hernia, a medical necessity. I am constantly in pain with both my back and my shoulders (don't accidentally bump me...oooo Buddy!) and though I attempt to sit with perfect posture, I feel myself quickly falling forward due to my "top heaviness". Indeed, the bane of my despair.
On Wednesday, a new chapter begins. I wonder will I sing like Jennifer Hudson when this is all over? Will I run out to purchase a new pair of patent leather red pumps (Can I even find a pair? Oh, I know anything can be found on the internet) "Sun in the sky...you know how I feel?" actually, Cristin should sing that song, but I don't think she'll mind my providing the harmony.
Ladies...Peace.
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